Times When My Cat Was A Complete & Total Asshole

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the times that my cat was a complete & total asshole... I mean seriously....don’t get me wrong......... I really do love my cat, but... That little shit is without a doubt planning everything that it does!!! There’s no other explanation for it!!! I think my pet bird is in on it too..... I’m not sure which is the ring leader yet. But I’ll find out for sure, one way or another.... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)