Bamboo and MASSIVE Coconuts!

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all the times that I was super pissed that the store rearranged shit. The milk was on aisle 4 and now it’s not. My favorite snacks were on aisle 6 and now I don’t know where the hell they are. They keep rearranging SHIT!!!! I’m documenting it all here... Then I’m writing them a letter.... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the notes on the INTENSE telekinesis experiments that my hamster, and I, have been conducting... Seriously.........Once we’re done and have completed our research........whew....... It’s going to be EPIC...... Probably a Nobel Prize too.......just sayin’ The amount of focus from both of us....WOW....... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)

To Whom It May Concern... In case something happens to me.... This is a record of all of the reasons as to why I think my cat is trying to murder me. I’m not sure when exactly it’s going to happen, or which room it’ll be done in, but I can safely tell you now that I’m not the type of person to take my own life... So if it appears that I’ve been "suicided"... Grab this book before it’s destroyed by the cat..... I think my cat has been emailing Hillary Clinton lately too........ This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the times that I came in low-n-slow and carpet-bombed a room with an EPIC fart and then proceeded with my exit plan. Then, from a safe distance, I would listen to all of the screams of my targets... All the while grinning with the success of a mission accomplished... I have an appointment with the Department of Defense coming up soon........ Their BioWeapons Division... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the times that my cat was a complete & total asshole... I mean seriously....don’t get me wrong......... I really do love my cat, but... That little shit is without a doubt planning everything that it does!!! There’s no other explanation for it!!! I think my pet bird is in on it too..... I’m not sure which is the ring leader yet. But I’ll find out for sure, one way or another.... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the things that you shouldn’t say on a plane... Seriously.... I better not catch you saying any of these and screwing up my vacation plans if you’re with me... I will absolutely deny knowing you and help them put the zipties on your wrists before they haul you off the plane!!! This will also include things that you better not say in line at Airport Security too!!! I’m warning you!!! Don’t even think about it! This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)