Times That I Carpet-Bombed A Room With An EPIC Fart And Then Listened To All The Screams From The Ne

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the times that I came in low-n-slow and carpet-bombed a room with an EPIC fart and then proceeded with my exit plan. Then, from a safe distance, I would listen to all of the screams of my targets... All the while grinning with the success of a mission accomplished... I have an appointment with the Department of Defense coming up soon........ Their BioWeapons Division... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)