Shit I Have To Write Down Because I’m Old

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of the shit that I have to write down because I’m old, seasoned, and antique, and came from a time that was before time itself where we used a hammer and chisel to create our lists on stone tablets during prehistoric times... If you broke our stone tablet lists, we basically broke your legs and used your teeth to chisel out a new tablet... So don’t mess with us old people... Comprende ? This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)