Once-In-A-Lifetime Events That I Survived

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all the moments that I survived Once-In-A-Lifetime Events. Some of them were HILARIOUS!!! Some of them were scary! Some of them were a result of a series of cascading events that escalated quickly and were most likely foretold by some old witch reading some bones that she jiggled up in a leather pouch and then tossed them out onto an ancient hide of an animal that was bloodied and handed down to her from generations of witches before... or just me saving my favorite drink from falling off the table and spilling all over the floor... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)