Family Members, Friends, Co-workers, And Neighbors That I Suspect Are Vampires

To Whom It May Concern... These are all of my suspicions, conclusions, and honestly, my intelligent assumptions that these family members, friends, co-workers, and neighbors are absolutely without a doubt......vampires. They include my cousin Barry....vampire. Creepy-ass Carl at work.....seriously..... nobody is that pasty white and dark-eyed unless they’re absolutely a vampire. I don’t think my batshit crazy neighbor, Karen, is one, but.............. Her little rodent of a dog......Nacho............. Sure as shit, I’m not kidding......vampire dog. This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)