Reasons I’m Going To Hell

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of the various reasons that are going to cause my final destination to be Hell... It is very likely that one, or more, of the reasons is that I was incredibly sarcastic at a moment where I was not thinking ahead. Kinda like one of those moments where I would shout back “OH YEAH??? THIS IS FOR YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON PAL!!! DON’T TEMPT ME! I’LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD TRANSMISSION!!!” Or... Me laughing at very poorly timed moments...like funerals and wakes... This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)