Things You Shouldn't Say On A Plane

To Whom It May Concern... This is a record of all of the things that you shouldn’t say on a plane... Seriously.... I better not catch you saying any of these and screwing up my vacation plans if you’re with me... I will absolutely deny knowing you and help them put the zipties on your wrists before they haul you off the plane!!! This will also include things that you better not say in line at Airport Security too!!! I’m warning you!!! Don’t even think about it! This book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)