If the Philadelphia Union were trying to catch lightning in a bottle, they got it all over their shirt, in a messy, messy way. This kit looks like someone got their sewing machine caught in a a light socket and makes me just wonder, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?

Orlando City called it the "Sunshine Kit." I call it one of the most Florida aka tackiest piece of fabric The Lions could don. Luckily for its fanbase's eyeballs, that sun...set.

They called it "Rose Heritage" I call it Kool-Aid vomit. I can't even try to wrap my head around what the club was thinking when they took the pitch in 2022 in these kits.

Charlie Brown called. He wants his shirt back. There's really nothing else to say here except. #%$%&#&@%#!!!!!!

Woof. Looks like some tagger did a half-assed job, on a black jersey. I get it, it's Atlanta, it's urban. But man, this has no place on a pitch in a match.