Here is the "real life" survival guide:

Here is the "real life" survival guide: ​The Great Nose Battle: Armed with saline and a nasal aspirator, you will become a professional booger-wrangler. They will fight you like a tiny octopus, but clear breathing is the goal! 🐙 ​Milk is the Mission: Basically, just keep the milk bar open 24/7. It's 50% hydration and 50% "please stop crying" magic. 🍼 ​Bathroom Sauna: Spend your morning sitting on the toilet (lid down!) in a steamy bathroom. It's like a spa day, but instead of cucumber water