{"version":"1.0","type":"card","id":"72644a36-0ceb-4207-917c-efab9177f523","url":"https://stacklist.com/card/72644a36-0ceb-4207-917c-efab9177f523","title":"Times That I Carpet-Bombed A Room With An EPIC Fart And Then Listened To All The Screams From The Ne","source_url":"https://www.amazon.com/Times-That-Carpet-Bombed-Listened-Screams/dp/B0FH4R9VFY?ref_=ast_author_dp_rw&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.NVO32CPoILDQ3B_G7wm-F8kdh8gqZnElFbQghBlUMRbZVYFyB6Cryk3d1RyBIN8_xXpDAdoZMze0LJ4vwLm5hl107XlGPrGE7HR2ZGk5_yoo6ZKX_-W7xGhZEBIMHnSt9auXfISk0qB-yduPyzwsdReqcYGi4wU_aMX_blroKTmjinSc1WZhXjwgxTxPDOQizUWl_5uJuRZBX6k_ZnjdDp8kGKgRGrsjCE1qcIUKoeQ.bk9Xg_BTh3qDRSV54qbTOTkwzFXjf0nFcp_UQg_LvTU&dib_tag=AUTHOR","note":"To Whom It May Concern...\n\nThis is a record of all of the times that I came in low-n-slow and carpet-bombed a room with an EPIC fart and then proceeded with my exit plan. Then, from a safe distance, I would listen to all of the screams of my targets...\n\nAll the while grinning with the success of a mission accomplished...\n\nI have an appointment with the Department of Defense coming up soon........\n\nTheir BioWeapons Division...\n\n\nThis book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)\n","image":{"url":"https://ucarecdn.com/2fb6135c-eb62-4feb-8a6a-bac33038c1fc/-/crop/1545x1544/0,230/-/preview/","alt":"Times That I Carpet-Bombed A Room With An EPIC Fart And Then Listened To All The Screams From The Ne","width":1200,"height":630},"stack":{"id":"5f70fbe2-d10e-4149-a590-89d5a430740e","title":"Notebooks & Journals!","url":"https://stacklist.com/c/books/stack/5f70fbe2-d10e-4149-a590-89d5a430740e"},"created_at":"2025-08-01T09:43:07.596Z","updated_at":null,"aco":null,"_links":{"self":"/api/public/card/72644a36-0ceb-4207-917c-efab9177f523.json","html":"https://stacklist.com/card/72644a36-0ceb-4207-917c-efab9177f523","md":"/api/public/card/72644a36-0ceb-4207-917c-efab9177f523.md","stack_json":"/api/public/stack/5f70fbe2-d10e-4149-a590-89d5a430740e.json"}}