{"version":"1.0","type":"card","id":"413f899a-eb05-4a81-9e45-60131053eb4e","url":"https://stacklist.com/card/413f899a-eb05-4a81-9e45-60131053eb4e","title":"Notes On All The Reasons Why I Think My Cat Is Trying To Murder Me","source_url":"https://www.amazon.com/Notes-Reasons-Think-Trying-Murder/dp/B0FHDT8H3P?ref_=ast_author_dp_rw&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.NVO32CPoILDQ3B_G7wm-F8kdh8gqZnElFbQghBlUMRbZVYFyB6Cryk3d1RyBIN8_xXpDAdoZMze0LJ4vwLm5hl107XlGPrGE7HR2ZGk5_yoo6ZKX_-W7xGhZEBIMHnSt9auXfISk0qB-yduPyzwsdReqcYGi4wU_aMX_blroKTmjinSc1WZhXjwgxTxPDOQizUWl_5uJuRZBX6k_ZnjdDp8kGKgRGrsjCE1qcIUKoeQ.bk9Xg_BTh3qDRSV54qbTOTkwzFXjf0nFcp_UQg_LvTU&dib_tag=AUTHOR","note":"To Whom It May Concern...\n\nIn case something happens to me....\n\nThis is a record of all of the reasons as to why I think my cat is trying to murder me.\n\nI’m not sure when exactly it’s going to happen, or which room it’ll be done in, but I can safely tell you now that I’m not the type of person to take my own life...\n\nSo if it appears that I’ve been \"suicided\"...\n\nGrab this book before it’s destroyed by the cat.....\n\nI think my cat has been emailing Hillary Clinton lately too........\n\n\nThis book is a notebook journal that is intended for the writer to fill in and detail their personal events ;)\n","image":{"url":"https://ucarecdn.com/d10e7f80-bb53-412b-88ef-1eb9163bebe2/-/crop/1545x1544/0,230/-/preview/","alt":"Notes On All The Reasons Why I Think My Cat Is Trying To Murder Me","width":1200,"height":630},"stack":{"id":"5f70fbe2-d10e-4149-a590-89d5a430740e","title":"Notebooks & Journals!","url":"https://stacklist.com/c/books/stack/5f70fbe2-d10e-4149-a590-89d5a430740e"},"created_at":"2025-08-01T09:38:25.237Z","updated_at":null,"aco":null,"_links":{"self":"/api/public/card/413f899a-eb05-4a81-9e45-60131053eb4e.json","html":"https://stacklist.com/card/413f899a-eb05-4a81-9e45-60131053eb4e","md":"/api/public/card/413f899a-eb05-4a81-9e45-60131053eb4e.md","stack_json":"/api/public/stack/5f70fbe2-d10e-4149-a590-89d5a430740e.json"}}